2 Legit 2 Quip: Manti Mania

Come on, you didn’t think we would stay quiet about this absurdity did you?

"AHH COME ON BABE, I JUST WANNA SKYPE!"

Even Lance Armstrong rolled his eyes and turned off the Manti Te’O interview with Katie Couric.

Even Barry Watson thinks Ronny Tuiasosopo’s impression of a chick sucked.

Wondering what’s more fake: Manti Te’o’s girlfriend or Wilmer Valderamma’s citizenship.

Wondering what’s more fake: Manti Te’o’s girlfriend or Lindsey Lohan’s New Year’s Resolutions.

Our hometown sports bias is more one sided than one of Manti Te’o’s dinner dates.

Tyler’s ping pong score against Stephen Hawking is more one sided than one of Manti Te’o’s dinner dates.

We make more excuses for our hometown teams than Lenny Kekua when Manti Te’o asked her for Skype Dates.

Manti Te’o’s game with chicks is worse than his game versus Alabama.

The number of human girlfriends Manti Te’o hasis the same number of times Lenny Kekua logged in to Skype.

The number of people who show up when Manti Te’o makes a dinner reservation is the same number of nuts that Lance Armstrong has.

Antonio Cromartie wishes he’d been catfished by one of his baby mama’s.

Even the people who bought the Shake Weight think Manti Te’o is gullable.

Things we wish were “Lenny Kekua-ed” (See, never existed)

1) AIDS

2) Cancer

3) Childhood Obesity

4) J-Lo’s acting career

5) Albert Haynesworth

6) Say Yes to the Dress

7) Rebecca Black

8) The Kardashians

9) The Bravo Network

10) New York Sports Teams

Chumbawumba has more hits than Manti Te’o has girlfriends.

The only piece of literature with more lies than the SI interview transcript is Kim Jong IL’s autobiography.

If Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than North Korea can successfully launch a nuke. ……Fucking idiots.

If Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than Taylor Swift should be a relationship counselor.

If Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than Jeff Van Gundy should be a spokesman for the Big & Tall Store.

Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than this fad on FaceBook isn’t the single dumbest fucking thing we have ever seen!

Just because you have 1,000 friends on Facebook 

doesn't mean you have 1 real one. Just ask Manti...

If Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than Ray Lewis should be a spokesman for safe sex.

If Manti Te’o wasn’t in on the hoax than we are rooting for the Ravens in the Super Bowl.