So Tyler just laid it out for you on what he think the Skins should be doing on the defensive side of the ball and before I get to the offense there are a few things we think you all should know.
The Redskins have more holes than a putt-putt course.
The Redskins have more holes than Tiger’s Blackberry Contacts.
The Redskins have more holes than Biggie’s Suburban.
The Redskins have more holes than Denzel’s body in Training Day.
The Redskins have more holes than the Iraqi Navy.
The Redskins have more holes than O.J.’s side of the story.
The Redskins have more holes than the levees in New Orleans.
The Redskins have more holes than the Red Light District in Amsterdam.
The Redskins have more holes than Jose Theodore’s glove side.
The ghost of the 2010 Caps lives on!
The Redskins have more holes than Henrik Lundqvist’s goaltending circa game 5.
The Redskins have more holes than Poland’s defensive forces in 1939.
The Redskins have more holes than the French Army…period…The French Army sucks.
The Redskins have more holes than the drywall at the ESU Timberwolves football team’s
house. Especially in Lattimer’s room.
The Redskins have more holes than a Michael Bay plotline.
The Redskins have more holes than Fox’s primetime lineup.
The Redskins have more holes than The Office without Steve Carell.
The Redskins have more holes than Mike Tyson’s savings account.
The Redskins have more holes than Evander Holyfield’s brain.
The Redskins have more holes than the Titanic.
The Redskins have more holes than a Duke Lacrosse party.
And last but not least…
The Redskins have more holes than Jim Tressel’s public image.
And now on to the offensive prospects....
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