We’ve heard your calls, we’ve received your emails, and we’ve twatted (?) your tweets. It’s been a while since we came on strong with a “2 Legit 2 Quip” and it’s not because we don’t love you all, it’s just that we have been letting some ideas marinate. We’ve been sifting through some topics and coming up with some good ones, but nothing like the caliber of the one that got plopped into our laps today like a dancer at the Sapphire club in Las Vegas. But don’t worry, you don’t need to hit the ATM to enjoy this week’s edition of our patented one liners.
Mel Gibson has partnered up with Warner Bros. to direct (and possibly star in) a movie about Judah Maccabee, who is regarded as a great Jewish war hero, who along with the Maccabean army inspired the story of Hanukkah. Mel Gibson --who five years ago went on a drunken anti-Semitic rant-- could not be less fit to direct and possibly star in a movie about someone who is seen as a religious hero in the Jewish heritage.
Who else would be a bad fit???? Don’t think anymore than you have to; just leave that up to us.
Here some other people who are ill equipped to direct certain movies:
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like Chris Benoit directing Daddy Day Care 3.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like Pat Robertson directing Milk.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like Michael Richards directing Remember the Titans.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like Pat Robertson directing Milk.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like Michael Richards directing Remember the Titans.
How bout some cheap shots at Mike Vick? Sure, why not…
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like casting Mike Vick to direct the Air Bud trilogy.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about a Jewish hero is like Michael Vick starring in those commercials with Sarah McLachlan that are on late at night that always make you cry/turn the channel.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about a Jewish hero is like Michael Vick running the humane society.
And now for the best of the rest…
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is a worse decision than asking Ike Turner to be a marriage counselor.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like a Klan member (or maybe this guy) leading the Million Man March.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like casting Jonah Hill in a sports mov……..wait, whoops.
Mel Gibson at the helm of a biopic on a Jewish hero is like Andy Reid owning and operating his own Weight Watchers center.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking Casey Anthony to babysit your kids.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking John Beck for tips for spicing up your marriage.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking George W. Bush to record the books on tape version of Moby Dick.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking John Beck for tips for spicing up your marriage.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking George W. Bush to record the books on tape version of Moby Dick.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking this guy to spot you on the squat rack.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking M.C. Hammer to be your financial advisor. (Too easy. We almost didn’t put that one in.)
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking Nevin Shapiro to be involved in your college football program.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking any Lohan for life advice.
Mel Gibson directing a movie about Judah Maccabee is like asking Dan Snyder to own a professional sports team…shit.
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